I went to touch an Oscar

I asked the guard what he would use on me if I grabbed one. He said, "Why don't you try it?" So I slowly went for it and he said, "You won't do it. You'll get kicked out." Then  he said, "It's just a statue." He used his psychological powers on me. He's like a Jedi knight.

Comments

[corey]

oh man i just LOLed at work. Thanks for that! :)

[Lisa]

Use your cloaking device. Are people looking at you like you are crazy?

[rackfocus]

Even Jedi Knights have to pee. Bide your time.

[RandomOasis]

Damn, Jedi mind tricks!! Foiled Again!!

[mallory]

i am at work and not able to watch the oscars.. but your sense of humor is putting a smile on my face. :) thanks for keeping me posted.

[Miss Beth]

Hey, here's an idea...try getting a tour of the factory where they make the Oscar...jus'sayin' :)

[ISU-Fan]

These are pretty amusing! Keep them coming!

[katie]

harrison ford is there - so the jedi knight thing IS plausible. ( :

[Deidra]

You should have pulled out your "chance cube" and challenged his psychological powers.

[David]

you could have picked it up at the meet the oscars exhibit right there at in the hollywood and highland mall any day for the last month

[Kirsty]

*laughs*

I can't watch - I'm in the UK and for the first time in years, I don't have sky! Keep the humour coming or I'll implode.

[Shane Paul Seymour]

Speaking of Jedi Knights...it seems like time and again we see the special effects categories misrepresented, and though big money maker Spider-Man 3 has been left out this year, Transformers is one of the favorites. I guess that's because of the sheer numbers involved in making those effects.

You should have grabbed it anyway.

Then you could blog from a hospital emergency room! :)