Jon Stewart, where are you?
He has not come on or off the stage since this thing started. He's going to the corner to hang out and talk to his writers, I'm guessing. Still, he's going to have to go the bathroom sometime in his 6 hours onstage. And I will b there to blog about it. Stay tuned for that one.
:-)
Posted by: Tushar | February 24, 2008 at 08:00 PM
Tell us when you tell HIM!! We want to see his glazed over look...is it from the smell?
Posted by: Coastergirl | February 24, 2008 at 08:01 PM
Swank, Diaz, Cruz, Zellweger... dude who cares about stewart!
Posted by: Dcd | February 24, 2008 at 08:02 PM
Jon Stewart is not a normal human being. He doesn't have human desires such as going to the bathroom.
Most importantly, did you see Steve Carell?
Posted by: rackfocus | February 24, 2008 at 08:02 PM
-excited-
this oscar blog is a brilliant idea.
keeping me occupied while these crazy-long montages go on and on and on and on and on and on.
:D
Posted by: Jamison | February 24, 2008 at 08:03 PM
And remember you heard it hear first everybody.
Posted by: Shane Paul Seymour | February 24, 2008 at 08:04 PM
can his writers write something decent.
Posted by: joanie | February 24, 2008 at 08:04 PM
is Salma Hayek in the theater???
Posted by: Marie Louis | February 24, 2008 at 08:04 PM
You must have missed the memo. Jon Stewart agreed to wear a bag and catheter underneath his tuxedo to prevent such encounters. You can see it in his eyes when he walks.
Posted by: Ben | February 24, 2008 at 08:05 PM
Is Colbert going to fill in????
Posted by: Achilles | February 24, 2008 at 08:06 PM
Jon is the best. Thank you for bringing out the girl from Once.
Posted by: James Lynch | February 24, 2008 at 08:08 PM
VERY classy and nice to let that woman come back on stage and to thank everyone and give that great speech. VERY COOL!
PS- John Stewart is doing a great job!!
Posted by: Jordan | February 24, 2008 at 08:08 PM
Hey.
You are soo much more entertaining than the actual Oscar show. I'm really enjoying this! I forgot movies existed. It's all trailers and baby shows.
Except I really wanted to see Jon talking and I missed his intro.
Posted by: there were movies this year? | February 24, 2008 at 08:10 PM
COLBERT!! COLBERT!! COLBERT!! COLBERT!! COLBERT!! COLBERT!! COLBERT!! COLBERT!! COLBERT!! COLBERT!! COLBERT!! COLBERT!! COLBERT!! COLBERT!! COLBERT!!
Posted by: joanie | February 24, 2008 at 08:10 PM
I wish they'd hurry up and give Michael Moore his award already.
Posted by: nate | February 24, 2008 at 08:10 PM
Dude,
Were you just in the unisex bathroom? ... you disappeared for a bit. Was Jon there?
Posted by: wigster | February 24, 2008 at 08:11 PM
Great blog man!
Could you please tell me if Keira Knightley attended the ceremony?
Posted by: Juan Pablo Schapira | February 24, 2008 at 08:12 PM
tom hanks!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tushar | February 24, 2008 at 08:12 PM
I was just wondering the same thing (re Keira) - it looks like she didn't since she was not nominated and she is not sitting with the others from Atonement...hmmm sour grapes?
Posted by: Coastergirl | February 24, 2008 at 08:14 PM
But who wants to know...Jon Stewart where art thou?
Let us know if any of the acceptance speeches was cut short by the orchestra ;)
Posted by: meers | February 24, 2008 at 08:29 PM
John Stewart...what a nice guy...allowing Marketa Irglova to return to the stage to give her acceptance speech after being cut off by the music!
Posted by: MaMaw | February 24, 2008 at 08:35 PM